February 2010
119 posts
a little comic strip of my life
January 2010
77 posts
3 glaasses of vite vine!!! @ pacific cafe
Dude is soo fucked up they gotta escort him by usin a wheelchair shit is goin down in reno
I dont think snowboarding is a good idea when u have a gut full of sushi and shashimi
Greatest pickup line? Or GREATEST pickup line?
You: Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?
Her: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
You: Really? I have a goldfish.
Her: What?
You: Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
Jordan Catalano you say the best lines...
“It’s like, you think… you’re safe or something, cause you can just… walk away, anytime, cause you don’t like need her - you don’t need anyone. But the thing you didn’t realize is, you’re wrong.”
Angela: “Oh, you mean like breaking and entering?”
Jordan: “No, just… entering.”